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Post by Judee on Aug 5, 2005 7:08:13 GMT -5
Moe; "hey otto, what are you waiting for? get your ass on my neck!"
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 5, 2005 8:33:05 GMT -5
"My name is Otto... I like to get blotto..."
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Post by Sailor Earth on Nov 2, 2005 5:42:25 GMT -5
Coz I haven't for a while  Homer: *doing impersonations* [Homer] Hello Marge [Marge] Hi Homey! [Homer] Sign this please! [Marge] You're the boss! [Child] Daddy! Ask the man for some candy! [Homer] No no, no candy for you! [Child] Well at least get some candy for yourself! [Homer] Hehehe... kids. Guy: Here's your candy! Homer: So long, sucker! Guy: Uuh, sir, your life savings? Homer: Uuh, yes. I see that it's in bill form. Excellent.  I love the way he says candy... "Candeh!" download.lardlad.com/sounds/season12/homr3.mp3 |
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Post by egregious on Nov 2, 2005 7:15:24 GMT -5
Did you see last nights episode?
That's right children...suckle Daddy's giant sugar ball.
...had me in stitches, but it's so WRONG!
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Post by Sailor Earth on Nov 2, 2005 7:17:04 GMT -5
 I'm trying to find the Care Bear quote Homer: Are you a Care Bear? CB: I'm an intensive Care Bear... *takes out crowbar* Homer: Why does a bear need a crowbar? CB: I like to get my hands dirty... etc... I want an MP3 of that |
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Post by kimmykins83 on Nov 25, 2005 15:15:20 GMT -5
"Exaaaaaactly.....D'oh!!!!" (Homer trying to say Mr Burn's famous line)
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Post by Sailor Earth on Nov 28, 2005 22:31:36 GMT -5
Hehe! I like the William Shatner version too: "Ex-cell-ent!"  |
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Post by stephen on Feb 2, 2007 4:41:29 GMT -5
Quick! Operator, give me the number for 911!!!
Also...
Homer: Excuse me...
Waiter: Myeeeeeeeeeeeessss?
Homer: Do you have a table for the mayor?
Waiter: Myeeeeeeeeeeeessss!
Homer: Why do you walk that way?
Waiter: I had a strooooooooooke!
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Post by Sailor Earth on Feb 2, 2007 4:44:22 GMT -5
I love that guy |
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Post by stephen on Feb 2, 2007 5:18:16 GMT -5
yeah...I may start getting the simpsons again. Plus I feel privilaged to be a Simpson myself |
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Post by Sailor Earth on Feb 2, 2007 5:22:40 GMT -5
LOL cool |
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Post by stephen on Feb 2, 2007 5:31:11 GMT -5
Although it did cause years of bullying  |
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Post by Sailor Earth on Feb 2, 2007 5:41:27 GMT -5
Really? |
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Post by stephen on Feb 2, 2007 5:50:45 GMT -5
yehuh  But didn't change the fact i absolutely love the program ;D |
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Post by stephen on Feb 2, 2007 5:51:58 GMT -5
Dr. Nick: (singing) The kneebone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.
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