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Post by melihobbit on May 23, 2005 23:26:20 GMT -5
lol, awesome! ;D "Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow." I never tire of Simpsons quotes  |
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Post by Sailor Earth on May 23, 2005 23:29:39 GMT -5
Hehe yeah And I can always relate them back to something in real life as well, how sad, LOL! Homer: Daaaavid Letterman! Grandpa: Hi David, I'm Grandpa! |
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Post by melihobbit on May 23, 2005 23:53:58 GMT -5
;D
"Here are your messages: ‘You have thirty minutes to move your car.’ ‘You have ten minutes to move your car.’ ‘Your car has been impounded.’ ‘Your car has been crushed into a cube.’ ‘You have thirty minutes to move your cube.’"
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Post by Sailor Earth on May 24, 2005 0:04:38 GMT -5
 That episode is classic... I love the pimp guy who chases him in his 'flashback' |
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Post by melihobbit on May 24, 2005 0:16:03 GMT -5
lol, aww I haven't actually seen it... I just nabbed it off a quotes page ;D I want to see it though!
Homer: "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called The bus that couldn't slow down."
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Post by Sailor Earth on May 24, 2005 0:21:52 GMT -5
LOL! Burns: Hello my name is Mr. Snrub, and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do. Anyway I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant. Smithers: I like the way Snrub thinks!  |
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Post by Blossom on May 25, 2005 1:31:13 GMT -5
Homer: No TV and No Beer make Homer go Something, something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do (Goes crazy)
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Post by melihobbit on Jun 15, 2005 8:00:36 GMT -5
Homer: "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. ... OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. ... Thy will be done."
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jun 15, 2005 8:06:16 GMT -5
LOL that's one of my favourite quotes I want to go to Mt. Splashmore, Take me, take me, take me, take me now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Now! Mt. Splashmore, take me there right now! |
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Post by melihobbit on Jun 15, 2005 8:35:42 GMT -5
lol ;D I think all of my favourite quotes are from Homer! "I don't miss a thing. (walks into different room) WOAH! We have a kitchen?!" |
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jun 15, 2005 8:38:44 GMT -5
LMAO! Homer's classic I just love looking at the picture in the background Lisa: That was a rather shameless promotion. Bart: Hey it worked on me. Lisa: Me too. Bart & Lisa: Will you take us to Mt Splashmore? Homer: No. etc... |
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jun 22, 2005 7:10:55 GMT -5
Ooo I had this quote in my head today: Stan: [to the tune of "If you're Happy and you Know it Clap Your Hands"] If you're happy and you know it shop at Stan's. Giant discounts on your favourite major brands. It's not all that funny, it just makes me laugh |
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Post by melihobbit on Jun 22, 2005 10:09:09 GMT -5
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. |
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jun 22, 2005 10:22:29 GMT -5
Homer: "Save me Chaka Khan!" |
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Post by melihobbit on Jun 22, 2005 10:38:24 GMT -5
lol, I've gone all religious ;D
Homer: I'm no missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus!
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That episode is classic...
