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Post by Sailor Earth on Jun 22, 2005 10:49:11 GMT -5
Homer: *eats waffle* Mmm... sacrilicious...  |
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Post by melihobbit on Jun 22, 2005 22:17:36 GMT -5
lol!
Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jun 22, 2005 22:23:05 GMT -5
Homer: *putting on a kids voice* Daddy, can you ask the man for some candeh! *in normal voice* Oh no, no candy for you. *kids voice* Well at least get some candeh for yourself! *normal* Hehe kids... Or something like that  |
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Post by melihobbit on Jun 22, 2005 22:43:48 GMT -5
(At Marge's shoplifting trial)
Prosecutor (to jury): Who do you think is better looking, Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?
Judge: How is this relevant to the case?
Prosecutor: Because I am so convinced of this woman's guilt that I can afford to waste the jury's time rating the super-hunks.
Lionel Hutz (to Marge): Ooh, he's gonna win.
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jun 23, 2005 1:46:29 GMT -5
LOL!
Lionel Hutz: Don't touch my stuff! Wait a minute. This isn't the YMCA..
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Post by melihobbit on Jun 26, 2005 6:49:41 GMT -5
 Ned: ...and Harry Potter and all his wizard friends went straight down to hell for practicing witchcraft. Rod and Todd: YAY!!!! |
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jun 26, 2005 17:40:12 GMT -5
LOL! Homer: It's just like kissing a peanut!  |
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Post by melihobbit on Jul 26, 2005 6:24:50 GMT -5
lol!!
Homer: "You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jul 26, 2005 6:28:59 GMT -5
An old classic "It's like that twilighty show about that zone..." |
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Post by melihobbit on Jul 26, 2005 7:07:10 GMT -5
Homer: "Stupid American-made dog!" |
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jul 26, 2005 7:12:35 GMT -5
"Yep... It's just another lazy dog-dangling afternoon..." |
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Post by melihobbit on Jul 26, 2005 7:23:03 GMT -5
Homer: (to Ned) "You help me, and I, in turn, am helped by you!"
;D
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jul 26, 2005 7:27:38 GMT -5
LOL!
Ned: (after being decapitated by the "gremlin") Hidely ho Bart!
Bart: AAAAAAAHHH!
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Post by melihobbit on Jul 26, 2005 7:49:50 GMT -5
lmao I really need to rent these again! Simpsons addiction!! ;D "Now that happy moment between the time the lie is told and when it is found out." |
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jul 26, 2005 7:51:51 GMT -5
LOL my b/f's got seasons 4 and 5, might have to borrow them "Bad cops bad cops..." I think I've used that one already |
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