Quotes!

[Sailor Earth]

Herr Lipp: I've just come over a little queer.

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Geoff Tipps: [on being tortured] They put me in a box with a coat on... It don't sound much when you say it out loud.

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Geoff Tipps: You my friend are f-u-k-t, fucked!

(best one, teeheeee!)

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Sir Nicholas: What queer finery he wears.
Geoff Tipps: I'm not queer, don't bum me!



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Geoff Tipps: Hey! There's an old fella in't toilet!

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Bernice: The League of Gentlemen! Extraordinary!



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Geoff Tipps: Geoff is the hero... and he has a really big cock.

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Pauline: You can't shit a shitter.

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Hilary Briss: [stealing a computer] We don't need the monitor!
Geoff Tipps: How are we gonna read it then? Braille?

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Herr Lipp: Pull back your purple skins to reveal your hats!

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Herr Lipp: I was thinking about emptying the Hoover bag
[gulps]
Herr Lipp: The sack is full!

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Pauline Campbell-Jones: This is just a list of Royston Vasey film ideas.
Mark Gatiss: [reading from the list] "The characters all go on holiday to Spain?"
Pauline Campbell-Jones: That was mine, actually. Could you imagine this lot goin' on holiday? And then the get there and the hotels not finished, no-one speaks the lingo!

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Bernice: And a giraffe will spunk up over a load of old biddies.

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Hilary Briss: [reading Geoff's revisions of the League's screenplay, "The King's Evil"] "At the last minute, Geoff Tipps, a handsome man with a massive cock, saves the day. He is the hero. His cock is massive..."


IMDB LOL! This movie actually made Geoff likeable

[tbird]

Exactly!

The whole "His cock is big" thing makes me laugh everytime!!

[Sailor Earth]

[touchmypreciousthings]

If i didnt write my stories afte them i could swear they'd been reading them "Geoff Tipps: I'm not queer, don't bum me! " Hahahahaha!

oooh, the quotes sound so funny....and the movie, with them talking tot he gents themselves sounds so funny! I cant waaaaaaaaait!

[Sailor Earth]

If i didnt write my stories afte them i could swear they'd been reading them "Geoff Tipps: I'm not queer, don't bum me! "

That's what I thought after I heard that line, LOL!

[touchmypreciousthings]

hahaha...omg maybe im as talented as the league?! *thinks for 2 second then falls about laughing* yeah. right.

[Sailor Earth]

Hey there's no reason why you couldn't be

[touchmypreciousthings]

well seeing Steve is my idol in writing and funny haha, it boggles my mind to think i could be anywhere near his league (weeeeeeeeooooooooop)

omg PAPA IS STARING AT ME THROUGH THE CRACK!!!! *cries*

[Sailor Earth]

Yes the eyes again, if it's not Reece himself, it's Papa Lazarou... I think I know who I'd rather have staring at me

[Tubby Little Titwitch]

weell quite!

i think my favourite qoutes would have to be

Geoff Tipps - soz bout that!
Papa - (indicating tubbs and edward) we are three of the more bizarre characters....(starats to chole and coughs up a hair ball) .......it's not easy blending in.

that made me lagh toooooo much!

[Sailor Earth]

Ooh the hairball Then Tubbs is smacking her lips at it, LOL! Gross

[tbird]

This is probably not word perfect but nevermind... It made me laugh loads anyway...

Tubbs: I made some fish sandwiches.
Geoff: What type?
Tubbs: Brown
Geoff: Oh nice.

[Sailor Earth]

Hah the missing scene that's in the trailer...

Papa Lazarou: Calm down dear!

That scene should have been included in the movie! They need to release a director's cut

[cheekychezzywoo]

Pauline - "Oh i see you had vandels down 'ere Reverend.. i had a cock drawn on my door the other day"

Geoff - "i've always had a daft humour"
Chez x x x

[tbird]

Oh that Pauline one Chez is classic. Can't believe I'd forgotten that one!!