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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 30, 2005 6:45:18 GMT -5
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Barbara has driven Ben to the church, where he is going through the charity bin in search of his things.
Ben: Damn it, it's not here! That Tish girl apparently put it here, but I can't find it!
Babs: Ooh I'd love to stay an' 'elp you luv, but I've gotter dash. I have someone I 'ave to pick up now.
Ben: *sighs* That's all right. I guess my attempt to get out of here has failed yet again. I just hope I can find somewhere else to stay, rather than... *shudders* Well anyway. Thanks for your help Barbara... *waves as she drives away then turns back to the charity bin and kicks it* Damn it!
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Post by Judee on Aug 30, 2005 6:46:08 GMT -5
*softly points Judee/Sammi towards the claims thread* I kner, I just realised after I posted that I'd stolen them! *holds out wrists to be slapped*
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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Aug 30, 2005 6:53:23 GMT -5
no no i dont slap! i tickle though!
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 30, 2005 6:54:33 GMT -5
OOC: LOL! It's ok My bizarre "guidelines" for this sort of thing are probably confusing
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Post by tbird on Aug 30, 2005 6:54:53 GMT -5
Just as Ben kicked the charity bin, the evil Denton twins appear from amongst the clothes.
Ben screams in fright....
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 30, 2005 6:56:22 GMT -5
Ben: Oh god! No! Where did you two spring from?!
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Post by tbird on Aug 30, 2005 7:00:24 GMT -5
The Denton twins in unison:
"We have come to collect you and take you back to the house. If you don't come with us, we will tell father we found you molesting a goat at Doctor Chinnery's office and you had to be put down on accoutn of bestiality..."
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 30, 2005 7:02:15 GMT -5
Ben: *steps back* I'm not going back there! You can't make me! *looks around desperately for an escape route, then sees the entrance of the church* I'm not going with you! *he turns on his heel and sprints towards the doors, and pushes them open, racing into the church*
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Post by tbird on Aug 30, 2005 7:17:42 GMT -5
The church is gloomy despite the weak sun filtering through the stained glass windows. Standing by the lecturn is Bernice Woodall, Reverend in residence. She is giving a sermon to the singular person in the church, who sleeps on his pew, mouth wide open...
"And then Jesus reached out to the poor man with leprousy, and behold he was cured!" Who wrote this shit? I'm sure that if Jesus really had been in a crowd of lepers he'd be out of there so fast, he'd leave their amputated fingers and festering sexual parts spinning behind him in his wake. Bound to be the result of depraved sexual activity... Perverts"
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 30, 2005 7:19:33 GMT -5
Ben races to the front of the church where the Reverend is standing. "Help, you have to help me!" he exclaims, looking over his shoulder to see if the twins have followed.
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Post by tbird on Aug 30, 2005 7:25:48 GMT -5
Bernice surveys the intruder with narrowed eyes and sneers in disdain, showing the lipstick on her yellowed teeth.
"Oh really? What is the matter 'my child'?
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 30, 2005 7:28:05 GMT -5
Ben steps back slightly at the Reverend's rather icy response. "It's... uh... These people. They're after me... I need somewhere to stay, at least until I can find a way to get out of town..." he casts a glance towards the church entrance. "Could you help me at all...?" he notices the lipstick on her teeth and arches his eyebrow.
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Post by tbird on Aug 30, 2005 7:35:14 GMT -5
Bernice: "Somewhere to stay eh?"
Bernice looks Ben up and down slowly, making him squirm uncomfortably. She specifically lingers on the patch of chest hair sneaking out of his shirt. Her sneer turns into a toothy repugnant smile.
Bernice:"Of course! God's House is your house for as long as you want my child. I have a little room back in the vestry. Nice comfy bed. You can take that if you want."
She leans in closer to Ben and puts a hand on his shoulder. Ben can smell the scent of taboo and stale cigarette smoke on her breath.
Bernice: "I'll be in to check on you later, to make sure you're....settling in."
She winks at Ben, and he walks slowly away, nose crinkled in disgust.
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 30, 2005 7:37:18 GMT -5
Ben blinks as he walks away, and turns his head back slightly. "Uh... Thank you... I... think..."
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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Aug 31, 2005 3:40:11 GMT -5
Meanwhile Tish and Stella have drunk all the wine and both have decided to walk (or stumble) back to the local for more Stella: Tishus...i just wanna let you know, that sharlie...although hes a fat pig n all that, i stills sort of miss him you'know? Tish: mmmm, i know auntie stels, not that ish sorta knows what love is *burp* but yah i knows As they are walking towards the local they hear a "choooooooooooooo" call behind them, turned they see a rather well dressed middle aged man running (skipping ) across the road to them Herr Lipp: Guten Tag frauleins! i was thinking you could lend me your minds err as to where i can to sleep for a while as i am here checking up on....someon...thing. Stella *eyeing his expensive clothes and leather gloves* : Well, i've got a spare room, my julia hash moved out with er tony and you could stay there for a schmall fee.... Herr Lipp: *eyes narrow slighty as he thinks this over in his head*; Ja, that would be most pleasurable frauleins, i look forward to intercoursing with you... Stella: *drunken smile* Me too...err what is your name? Herr Lipp: Herr Lipp....Wolf Lipp *cutsies* Stella: *throaty seductive laugh* Wolf ay, are you a wolf in the bedroom then... *cackles* Herr Lipp: *unitelligable whisper* You have no idea frau....no idea...*small smile* *louder* Alles Klar! They turn to leave together where the is this almighty crash down the road....
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