Mother of god...

[Sailor Earth]

Ok so I gather no one else here watched the latest season of Australian Idol (I wish I hadn't bothered )

But these are the lyrics to the song of one of the "rejects"...

Wasabi

She's just like wasabi
Looks like a barbie
Yeah she's too hot for me
She's like a (t!!!)sunami
Can wipe out an army
With a blink of an eye, she can part the red sea
Drives a yellow ferrari
Wears Nike & Amarni
Her jewellery's all Tiffany's
She hangs out with Arni
Sipps champagne in Paris
But all she ever wants, Is to do it with me

Chorus
Wasabi
So damn hot
Yeah my head's gonna blow
Wasabi
She's on eleven
She can go go go

She's organic, Vegan
Eats tofu, no bacon
Every creature's so cute u c
Won't tolerate hate &
No furs & no pagans
Quotes every God, every guru schwarmi
She's wise as Kenobi
Listens to Moby
Every day on her plasma TV
Speaks french and malaysian
Scores 100's and a's 'n
All she ever wants Is to do it with me

Chorus

Flys jets cross the canyon
Sky dives with the band ain't
your average adrenaline freak
Tightropes niagra
Don't need no viagra
Cause all she really wants is to do it with me

Chorus



If you hear the words "Lee Harding's new song!" on the radio, it might be wise to turn the thing off, or throw it out the window. Whichever you feel is more suitable...

[egregious]

All she ever wants is to do it with me

Ewwww!

Do you think he wrote it?

[Sailor Earth]

No, someone else did I think, but even still... He's a dingus for agreeing to sing it Then again he is a "try-hard punk" so... *shrug*

[egregious]

Punk really is dead...it takes more than a few pretty colours in your hair and eyeliner ya know...

[Sailor Earth]

Heh! Yes indeed...

He punked up a George Michael song FFS! You don't do that do a George Michael song!

[touchmypreciousthings]

blergh. I hate his whiny high pitched stupid "punk" voice anyway. But i can just see that getting to number one. *shkaes head*

[Sailor Earth]

I kner! *shudders*

At least I'm not alone here, LOL!

[egregious]

admin said:

He punked up a George Michael song FFS! You don't do that do a George Michael song!

By 'punked up' do you mean play it faster and add more guitars?

[Sailor Earth]

Yeah pretty much, LOL! Either way, it was BAD.

[Sailor Earth]

OMG I can't believe I'm actually listening to it right now... Damn curiosity

It is freaken lame-oid

Oh the music would be all right without him singing over it with those shite lyrics...