Post by Sailor Earth on Dec 7, 2005 3:01:30 GMT -5
Ok so I gather no one else here watched the latest season of Australian Idol (I wish I hadn't bothered )
But these are the lyrics to the song of one of the "rejects"...
She's just like wasabi Looks like a barbie Yeah she's too hot for me She's like a (t!!!)sunami Can wipe out an army With a blink of an eye, she can part the red sea Drives a yellow ferrari Wears Nike & Amarni Her jewellery's all Tiffany's She hangs out with Arni Sipps champagne in Paris But all she ever wants, Is to do it with me
Chorus Wasabi So damn hot Yeah my head's gonna blow Wasabi She's on eleven She can go go go
She's organic, Vegan Eats tofu, no bacon Every creature's so cute u c Won't tolerate hate & No furs & no pagans Quotes every God, every guru schwarmi She's wise as Kenobi Listens to Moby Every day on her plasma TV Speaks french and malaysian Scores 100's and a's 'n All she ever wants Is to do it with me
Flys jets cross the canyon Sky dives with the band ain't your average adrenaline freak Tightropes niagra Don't need no viagra Cause all she really wants is to do it with me
If you hear the words "Lee Harding's new song!" on the radio, it might be wise to turn the thing off, or throw it out the window. Whichever you feel is more suitable...