Post by Sailor Earth on Sept 4, 2005 7:07:41 GMT -5
Willy Wonka or Charlie?
I wanted to talk about both versions really, because they're both pretty good, but I preferred the older one...
But also I just wanted an excuse to quote stuff, LOL!
(old version)
Mr. Salt: Is this some sort of funhouse, Wonka?
Willy Wonka: No! Why? Are you having fun?
Mr. Salt: Wonka. Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here?
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible... I hope it lasts.
Charlie Bucket: What was that we just went through?
Willy Wonka: Hsawaknow.
Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?
Willy Wonka: No, that's Wonkawash spelled backwards.
Mr. Turkentine: You, Winkelmann, come here. Do you know what's happening?
Winkelmann: Mr. Wonka's opening his factory. He's going to let people in.
Mr. Turkentine: Are you sure?
Winkelmann: It's on the radio. He's giving truckloads of chocolate away.
Mr. Turkentine: Class dismissed. (Mr. Turkentine starts to put on his coat).
Winkelmann: No, no. It's only for five people.
Mr. Turkentine: Class undismissed. (Mr. Turkentine starts to take off his coat).
Winkelmann: He sent out five Golden Tickets, and the people who find them will win the big prize.
Mr. Turkentine: Where's he hidden the tickets?
Winkelmann: Inside five Wonka bars. You've got to buy Wonka bars to find them.
Mr. Turkentine: Class re-dismissed.
Willy Wonka: The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
Tim Brooke-Taylor's character: I'm now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a life time supply of chocolate!
;D
(new version)
Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is *eat*able. Even I'm *eat*able. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.
Mr. Teavee: These flashbacks happen often?
Willy Wonka: Increasingly . . . today.
Willy Wonka: Good morning, starshine... the earth says hello!
Willy Wonka: Ha ha ha, wasn't that just magnificent? I thought it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but that finale... Wow!
Willy Wonka: Uh, you really shouldn't mumble, because I can't understand a word you're saying.
Willy Wonka: [to Mike Teavee] Mumbler! Seriously, I cannot understand a word you're saying!
Willy Wonka: Let's boogie.
Willy Wonka: Ha ha ha ha. You're really weird.
Willy Wonka: Try some of my grass!
I wanted to talk about both versions really, because they're both pretty good, but I preferred the older one...
But also I just wanted an excuse to quote stuff, LOL!
(old version)
Mr. Salt: Is this some sort of funhouse, Wonka?
Willy Wonka: No! Why? Are you having fun?
Mr. Salt: Wonka. Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here?
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible... I hope it lasts.
Charlie Bucket: What was that we just went through?
Willy Wonka: Hsawaknow.
Mrs. Teevee: Is that Japanese?
Willy Wonka: No, that's Wonkawash spelled backwards.
Mr. Turkentine: You, Winkelmann, come here. Do you know what's happening?
Winkelmann: Mr. Wonka's opening his factory. He's going to let people in.
Mr. Turkentine: Are you sure?
Winkelmann: It's on the radio. He's giving truckloads of chocolate away.
Mr. Turkentine: Class dismissed. (Mr. Turkentine starts to put on his coat).
Winkelmann: No, no. It's only for five people.
Mr. Turkentine: Class undismissed. (Mr. Turkentine starts to take off his coat).
Winkelmann: He sent out five Golden Tickets, and the people who find them will win the big prize.
Mr. Turkentine: Where's he hidden the tickets?
Winkelmann: Inside five Wonka bars. You've got to buy Wonka bars to find them.
Mr. Turkentine: Class re-dismissed.
Willy Wonka: The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
Tim Brooke-Taylor's character: I'm now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a life time supply of chocolate!
;D
(new version)
Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is *eat*able. Even I'm *eat*able. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, I was having a flashback.
Mr. Teavee: These flashbacks happen often?
Willy Wonka: Increasingly . . . today.
Willy Wonka: Good morning, starshine... the earth says hello!
Willy Wonka: Ha ha ha, wasn't that just magnificent? I thought it was getting a little dodgy in the middle part, but that finale... Wow!
Willy Wonka: Uh, you really shouldn't mumble, because I can't understand a word you're saying.
Willy Wonka: [to Mike Teavee] Mumbler! Seriously, I cannot understand a word you're saying!
Willy Wonka: Let's boogie.
Willy Wonka: Ha ha ha ha. You're really weird.
Willy Wonka: Try some of my grass!