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Post by Sailor Earth on Nov 2, 2005 7:51:40 GMT -5
Ooh cool, hehe! I might have to get that "Bad Boys of SNL" DVD just for him, although they might release one for him especially... Oh that reminds me, a Jon Lovitz one is meant to be getting released too!
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Post by tweed on Nov 2, 2005 7:53:12 GMT -5
Fabulous! I'll get that one! I've got Bad Boys, but on NTSC video. I see that there is a Christopher Walken one out too! I'd love a John Goodman one...after all he's the king of the guest hosts!
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Post by Sailor Earth on Nov 2, 2005 8:00:54 GMT -5
Oooh yeah, hehe! Christopher Walken *thinks of Fatboy Slim music video of "Weapon of Choice"*
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Post by tweed on Nov 2, 2005 8:02:51 GMT -5
Oh I ADORE that vid!! heheheh speaking of SNL, this is another favourite quote...it's very random, but a fave in the Tweed household. "Candygram..."
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Post by Sailor Earth on Nov 2, 2005 8:05:41 GMT -5
What does that relate to? Ooh I bought the Best of Phil Hartman DVD a while ago... there's footage of his audition on it... And Jon Lovitz is with him, looking so young! It was good, but I think there was a lot of stuff they should have put on it that was missed... Like his Charlton Heston impersonation, from Soylent Green, LOL...
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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Nov 2, 2005 8:25:57 GMT -5
Oh GOD i love SNL.... one that adam and i quote all the time is He'll cold cock you...he will so cold cock you! and 'claaaaaaasic sheen....claaaaaaasic sheen' yeah doesn't sound funny, but they are both from cheri oteri from Morning Latte (LOVE CHERI!) and 'Hi im robyn bird and this is the robyn bird show and i just want to....*stares off into distance* HAHAHAHA oh and SIMMA DOWN NOW!!! oh and ...and i live IN a VAN down by the RIVER!!! *hitches pants* god I loved Chris Farley as Matt Foley ! oh and one of the best skits was when jennifer aniston hosted and did this parody of a country album with the girls from SNL...some of the songs were soooooo funny i cried with laughter! 'theres nothing i like better then a fat country baby eating peaches off a hardwood floor' <-- thats one song sung really "country" and 'she said momma, what are they're snowflaskes? i saying, krystel, their because of YOU' ok so these all sound shit, but i thin its the delivery...sooooooo FUNNY! omg i have soooooo many more... *giggles to herself*
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Post by Sailor Earth on Nov 2, 2005 8:27:39 GMT -5
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Post by tweed on Nov 3, 2005 6:23:55 GMT -5
Presenting...the Land Shark transcript ("Candygram")
Music: "Jaws Theme" ]
[ open on interior, apartment ]
[ doorbell sounds ]
Woman #1: [ moves to chain-locked door ] Who is it?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Ramilarghh??
Woman #1: Who is it?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Plumber..
Woman #1: Plumber? I didn't ask for a plumber. Who is it?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Telegram.
Woman #1: Oh. Telegram. Just a moment.
[ unlocks door, and opens it. The head of the shark appears, grabbing her arm and pulling her into the hallway as she screams. ]
[ SUPER: "Jaws II" ]
[ dissolve to Sheriff's Office, Sheriff and Matt Hooper looking over a three-foot long metal tub covered with a white cloth ]
Matt Hooper: [ looks under cloth and winces ] Oh, my God!
Sheriff: What was it?
Matt Hooper: Land shark. The cleverest species of them all.
Sheriff:
[ dissolve to Woman #2 in her apartment ]
[ Music: "Jaws Theme ]
[ a knock at the door ]
Woman #2: [ appoaches the door ] Yes?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Arlsbergerhh??
Woman #2: Who?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Mrs. Johnannesburrrr??
Woman #2: Who is it?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Flowers.
Woman #2: Flowers? From whom?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Plumber, ma'am..
Woman #2: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Candygram.
Woman #2: Candygram, my foot! Get out of here before I call the proper authorities. You're the shark, and you know it.
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] I'm only a dolphin, ma'am..
Woman #2: A dolphin? Well.. okay..
[ she opens the door, as the shark pulls her screaming into the hallway ]
[ dissolve to Sheriff's Office, Matt Hooper lifts up cloth napkin covering plate, then winces and looks away ]
Sheriff: What is it?
Matt Hooper: Egg salad again. [ removes sandwich from under napkin, and takes a bite ]
[ dissolve to Woman #3 in her apartment, Woman #2 putting on make-up to go out ]
[ door buzzes ]
Woman #3: Who is it?
Land Shark: [ muffled voice ] Land Shark.
Woman #3: [ laughing ] Oh, Walter!
[ she opens door laughing, but is attacked and dragged into the hall by the Land Shark ]
[ dissolve to Sheriff's Office, Sheriff on phone looking horrified into another rtub covered with cloth ]
Sheriff: [ on phone ] Hello, Walter. I have some good news, and I have some bad news. First, the good news. There's a party tonight at my house. Now, the bad news: you'll be coming stag. Goodbye, Walter..
[ dissolve to Woman #4 in apartment, listening to the radio ]
Radio: ...considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the great white, which tends to inhabit the waters of harbors and recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women. Experts at the University of Miami's Oceanographic Institute suggest that the best way to scare off the shark in the event of an attack is to hit or punch the predator in the Nose. Now for the weather..
Woman #4: [ turns off radio, as the doorbell rings ] Who is it?
Muffled Voice: Sorry to disturb you, ma'am. I'm from the Jehovah's Witnesses, and thought you might be interested in a copy of our journal, "The Watchtower".
Woman #4: [ grabs a mallet and inches towards the door ] Why, I'd be very interested..
Muffled Voice: Would you mind opening the door, ma'am?
Woman #4: Certainly.
[ she unlocks the door a crack, and reaches out with the mallet to strike the Land Shark's head. Instead of the shark, a Jehovah's Witness stumbles into the apartment and drops onto the floor in front of her. ]
[ SUPER: "The End?" ]
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Post by tweed on Nov 3, 2005 6:25:14 GMT -5
...and i live IN a VAN down by the RIVER!!! *hitches pants* god I loved Chris Farley as Matt Foley ! classic!
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Post by Sailor Earth on Nov 3, 2005 6:27:17 GMT -5
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Post by tweed on May 21, 2006 16:43:23 GMT -5
Lano and Woodley inspired TV Quotes in Everyday Life.
oh YEAH
<whiny Frank voice> I don't want you to go...
I'm using the POWER of my MIND.
;D
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Post by Sailor Earth on May 21, 2006 17:54:24 GMT -5
I was just thinking the same thing Definitely Along with: "Hurties hurties!" and "I wish that hadn't happened..."
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Post by Sailor Earth on May 22, 2006 4:50:13 GMT -5
I've got another one - Alan from Green Wing: "Ooh my f*cksies!"
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