Post by cheekychezzywoo on Sept 25, 2005 7:10:47 GMT -5
At St. Bethelems hospital in Royston Vasey, a new house surgeon starts. His name is Dr. Lawrence Flynn. His first day starts with him meeting another Doctor called Edgar Fish.
Edgar - Hi, i'm Doctor Fish, and you must be *looks at file* Flynn? Lawrence - yes thats right Edgar - Our main thing to do today is to go on a ward round and examine the patients and see whether they are fit to go home Lawrence - yep i'm good with that *gets closer to Edgar and whispers* have you.. have you got a supply? Edgar - sorry? *pulls confused face* Lawrence - you know.. a secret stash? Edgar - What are you trying to emply? Lawrence - COFFEE *looks round after shouting that out and whispers* do you have a secret stash of coffee Edgar - erm.. no, we just go the canteen *he was a little confused about this whole coffee thing* Lawrence - right... its just i thought all doctors had a stash of coffee to keep you awake on long shifts.. we did at South Middlesex Edgar - *looks and shakes head slowly* no.... a couple of us have red ball *is a bit lost and so changes subject* right we better get a crack on. I'll ask the patient questions and you can looks at the obbs Lawrence - yep sounds good to me
The headed off to one of the beds and came across a patient
Post by Sailor Earth on Sept 25, 2005 7:21:44 GMT -5
Emily Howard shifts uncomfortably in *her* hospital bed. *Her* little holiday to Royston Vasey hasn't been going too well so far, having been injured in an impromptu soccer game *she* just couldn't help *herself* from joining in with. *She* looks up as two rather attractive doctors approach. "Aah finally..." *she* says with a smile. "Yoo hoo, over here, a laydee needs some medical attention!"
Post by cheekychezzywoo on Sept 25, 2005 7:29:38 GMT -5
Edgar spots the man in a dress in the bed. He turns to Flynn
Edgar - this one first i think Lawrence - *follows Dr. Fish* Edgar - hello this is Doctor Flynn, our new house surgeon and i am Doctor Fish. What appears to be the problem... Lawrence - Edward Howard Edgar - *looks at Flynn and then at the guy in the bed*
Post by Sailor Earth on Sept 25, 2005 7:31:35 GMT -5
"Ooh I think you're mistaken, my name is Emily Howard," Emily replies, giggling. "Aah but the problem, well it's a bit of a laydee's problem you see, something you manly men wouldn't understand, heehee!" she giggles again.
Post by cheekychezzywoo on Sept 25, 2005 7:47:42 GMT -5
They both look at "him" Edgar - Edwa... Emily, you have only just twisted your ankle Lawrence - *says quietly to Edgar* Scan required i think Edgar - *to Edgar* i think your right *turns to "Emily"* Mr. Howard.......have you seen Beaches?
Post by cheekychezzywoo on Sept 25, 2005 7:58:25 GMT -5
Dr. Flynn looks at Edgar and steps in Lawrence - we are going to have to take you up for a scan to make sure your foot isn't broken. Edgar - *nods at Emily* Lawrence - and i9'm sure Dr. Fish here will give you some painkillers. If you could excuse us. thank you
they walked away from "her" Lawrence - Dr. Fish.. sorry.. but why did you ask that? Edgar - ask what? Lawrence - about if "it" had seen Beaches? Edgar - oh dear Lawrence you have so much to learn. I use it as a code to help me stop breaking bad news to patients
Post by cheekychezzywoo on Sept 25, 2005 8:16:54 GMT -5
Flynn pulled a confused face and then remebered the time doctor Noble said about the cup of tea thing when its your turn to break bad news Lawrence - Right....ok did you want me to get something sorted out for miss.. Edgar - Have you seen Beaches? Lawrence - *looks at Edgar* No.. can't say i have Edgar - *puts arm round Flynn* Seriuosly you have so much to learn. Come to my room this evening and i'll show you. You need to be taught a few things about hospitals and how to take care of yourself *pats his back* Next patient i think Lawrence - Right .. i can't see how its going to help but if you insist.
Post by touchmypreciousthings on Sept 25, 2005 8:41:53 GMT -5
Brian sits uncomfortably on the bed holding one of his eyes with his hand, blood gushing around it...
Geoff: God Brian, you're a right twat! You wern't supposed to get in front of the firework! Brian: Geoff, you aimed it at me, where else was i bloody supposed to go!! Geoff: Well, mike told me to do it...a celebration for having you back you know? Brian: Oh...God...it really hurts!!! Geoff: toughen up Brian, you like a real bummer boy....you need to go in the TA's like me, they'll show you ow to take it like a man! *see's two Doctors coming his way' Oi.....OI!!! You two quacks, come ere and have a look at' im, he's half dead already! Brian: Oh god!!! *scared*
one moment in time defines a friendship of a lifetime...
Post by cheekychezzywoo on Sept 25, 2005 8:45:46 GMT -5
Lawrence and edgar see the man with his hand to his eye Edgar - Right, Doctor Flynn could you help me lean this man back so we can get him cleared up Lawrence - i'll go call the theatre Edgar - *says shush really loudly* So.. er... Mr...
Post by touchmypreciousthings on Sept 25, 2005 8:57:14 GMT -5
Brian: Morgan....Brian Morgan, I err *glances at Geoff* got a firecracker in the eye....accidently... Geoff: Yeah, silly fool walked right into tit! Brian: *angry look* Well, it was heading right....ow! my foot! Geoff: Whoopsie....
one moment in time defines a friendship of a lifetime...
Post by cheekychezzywoo on Sept 25, 2005 9:42:58 GMT -5
Dr. Flynn could see a situation brewing, then an idea came to his head to get rid of the angry man so they could sort out Mr. Morgan Lawrence - Dr. Fish, how about i sort out Mr. morgan, and you could take this gentlemen to one side? *i did a face to suggest may mention the odd film or soemthing* Edgar - *looks at Dr. Flynn . and nodded* So Mr. tipps your into sport yes? or films, mauybe your a film man? *they wander off*
Doctor Flynn laid Mr. Morgan back and had a look at his eye Lawrence - Now, tell me how you for a firecracker in your eye?