Post by touchmypreciousthings on Sept 13, 2005 5:31:50 GMT -5
Just thought i'd start a thread where you can paste short fics if you are so inclined. Everything in here is a BUBBLE so it doesn't effect the RPG, plus you can use any characters! 
Here is my first one i wrote when i was bored, so probably has spelling mistakes or doesn't make sense, but i thought it was funny and sweet hahaha
Herr Lipp softly tiptoes down the corridor in his socks careful to miss the creaky fourth step on the stairs. Deathly afraid of the door at the top of the steps he keeps staring back at it willing it to stay shut until he is out the door. Reaching the last step, relief starts to bubble up inside of him when suddenly ‘creeeeeeeak’ behind him.
‘Hello handsome, where might u be orf too?’
Dismayed Herr Lipp turns around and is affronted by an expanse of leg riding up into a pair of black old silk knickers and shudders inside himself
‘Oh, Stella my dear, you are a freak on my heart, I am almost sick at the look of you, I blush!’
Stella’s smile grows wide ‘Now now Wolfy, I’m still a married woman, even if I don’t know where that shit of a man is…just wanted to remind you its rent today, but you can always pay half of it in a say…special way’ her grin widens as she displays her other leg and rests against the wall
Herr Lipp laughs nervously ‘He he, you are a joke. I will give you my monies when I return tonight Alles Klar?’
Stella smile falters slightly ‘Well make sure you do, I have lots of bills to pay, its hard being alone woman in my fort…late thirties...
Herr Lipp nods and leaves grateful to be rid of that most horrid woman. After rejecting Lottie's advances for 5 decades he thought he would finally be rid of THEM coming on to him…and now he has to deal with Stella. Humming a little jingle to himself he briskly walks up the street towards his beloved Justin’s house, to check on him and make sure everything is perfect. A little shiver of anticipation rises up his spine as he thinks about digging Justin up later tonight. The regeneration process would have been completed and he will be the only thing Justin has to rely on and need. Exactly what Herr Lipp planned last year.
‘Hello stranger! where are you off too?’ Herr Lipp turns to see Tish in all here resplendent glory of bright colours furs and patchwork standing before him.
‘Ah Tish, my dear, I am just out for a brisk step, and a tour round the lovely town of Royston Vasey, vat about you?’
Tish waves her arms around as she talks ‘ Well I saw this most lovely top in the charity shop down the road but it was shut this morning and I’m like nawwww I got up so eaaarly for it, so now I'm off for some caffeine and shit before I go back! Would you like to have a coffwee wiv tishy?
Herr Lipp shakes his head, ‘I have something I need to do before my pleasure with you, but I shall see you perhaps later back at the home mein kinder?
Tish giggles ‘Naw, you are so cute when you talk in Spanish, I so would love to speak another language and totally swear at people in it. I just love talking to youuuu cause its so cool having another gay guy in my life, I can never have enough…plus you are so not threatening or boring…boring!
Her Lipp giggles back thinking of the first night where he and Tish had gotten drunk on the cheap wine Stella had brought home before disappearing off again. He had confessed to Tish about his yearning for a companion and was amazed when Tish had gotten so excited over that fact and had spent the rest of the night telling him how she loved gay guys and even when he told her he was a vampire (that damn cheap wine going straight to his head!) she had squealed with delight and called him a ‘dirty bitch’ which he gleamed was a term of endearment. Ever since that night he and Tish had spent time just talking, well mostly her talking and Herr Lipp dreaming about the night he would dig up Justin and finally have someone to love.
Tish’s phone rings and she searches through her overstuffed cow bag ‘Oh gawd I can never find my moby, I have so much shit in here!’
Finding it she answers it, ‘Oh Philly! How are you my dahling? Yeah I’m still in town, I’m loving it actually, no I forgot you were on the telly I was so doing something else that night, anyway Scott said you were crap but that’s probably cause you wouldn’t f*ck him…’ Tish turns and covers the mouthpiece. ‘See you later babes!’ and winks at Herr Lipp. Something shifts within him and he doesn’t know what it means, but whatever it is will have to wait till later to be analysed, he is on a mission today.
Reaching Justin’s street Herr Lipp walks cautiously so as to not let that wrongly named Justin’s mother see him. Walking up to the flower bed Herr Lipp squats down and to his horror sees that the breathing pipe is no longer there. Frantically he starts scrabbling with his hands in the dirt and realises it has been freshly dug. Looking under the flower bush he sees an ‘L’ formed with broken twigs. Choking back anger Herr Lipp realises that Lottie has done it again! She has come back a day early and dug up his prize. Anguished Herr Lipp falls to his knees tears forming in his eyes. Yet another boy lost to that HORRENDOUS woman, another boy in her pack, another boy ripped from his grasp. Herr Lipp stumbles to his feet, muddy and heartbroken and quickly walks down the street not knowing where he should go, or what to do…his heart crying out he just keeps on walking cursing the day he ever met Lottie Grubringer!
Several hours later Herr Lipp lets himself into Stella’s house.
‘Is that you babes?’ He hears Tish call, and relief floods through him. He couldn’t bear to see anyone else in the state he is in, but somehow Tish’s chattering and complete lack of questioning is refreshing to him rather then annoying. Walking into the lounge he sits down next to Tish and sighs.
Tish turns to look at him ‘What’s wrong grumpy bum! You’re lucky you got home now, Auntie Stel’s gone out for the night and she was going mental about you not giving her some squids for staying here. Oh I love this show! Five gay guys helping some shit dress better. They are sooooooo hot! So tell me what’s on your mind’
Herr Lipp thinks about it and decides to let it all out to unburden his heart somewhat so he tells her everything. From Matthew and subsequently getting bitten right through to today and losing Justin to Lottie and his fear of never being loved or having love returned. Tish sat there and half listened while watching the show and squealing at appropriate times when any of the gay guys said something
‘Naw I love that word zujsh…it’s SO cute! So what you saying, you are lonely and can’t find a man and some woman is a bitch to you? God join the club! Welcome to my liiiiiife!’ Tish swigs a drink out of the red wine bottle. ‘I mean I’m attractive and have heaps of friends, why can’t I ever find a boyfriend. If only one of my gay friends was straight I would so go to bed with him!’ Sighing she flicks the channels.
Herr Lipp reaches forward and puts a strand of dread behind her ear. For the first time Tish looked vulnerable and not at all her bubbly self. Herr Lipp was also feeling strange. Something inside him was making him feel strange, like slightly drunk but happy at the same time. He looks at Tish and suddenly it dawned on him. He loves HER! All those nights spending time with her, he looks forward to them, not to his daydreaming about Justin. His happiness came from spending time with her.
Herr Lipp shifts forward and touches Tish on the shoulder. Tish turns around and put her head on his shoulder ‘Oh babes, why is life so unfair, I mean I wish I was a gay guy you know, you all have so much fun and I’m always left alone’
Herr Lipp gently raises her face. ‘You not alone mein kinder, I am here with you. And I feel good for that’ He leans down and kisses her, and to his AND Tish’s surprise she kisses him back.
They pull away and Tish giggles ‘OMG, I turned a gay guy straight! I knew that was going to happen! My first kiss and everything! ’
Her Lipp laughs also. For the first time in a very long time he feels happy, really truly happy. Tish leans towards him again and when he kisses her this time, he heart almost explodes, but this time with happiness. Everything is perfect right now…
*bows*
Yeah I know, pretty far fetched and a bit crap, but hey….I think it works! LOL
Here is my first one i wrote when i was bored, so probably has spelling mistakes or doesn't make sense, but i thought it was funny and sweet hahaha
Herr Lipp softly tiptoes down the corridor in his socks careful to miss the creaky fourth step on the stairs. Deathly afraid of the door at the top of the steps he keeps staring back at it willing it to stay shut until he is out the door. Reaching the last step, relief starts to bubble up inside of him when suddenly ‘creeeeeeeak’ behind him.
‘Hello handsome, where might u be orf too?’
Dismayed Herr Lipp turns around and is affronted by an expanse of leg riding up into a pair of black old silk knickers and shudders inside himself
‘Oh, Stella my dear, you are a freak on my heart, I am almost sick at the look of you, I blush!’
Stella’s smile grows wide ‘Now now Wolfy, I’m still a married woman, even if I don’t know where that shit of a man is…just wanted to remind you its rent today, but you can always pay half of it in a say…special way’ her grin widens as she displays her other leg and rests against the wall
Herr Lipp laughs nervously ‘He he, you are a joke. I will give you my monies when I return tonight Alles Klar?’
Stella smile falters slightly ‘Well make sure you do, I have lots of bills to pay, its hard being alone woman in my fort…late thirties...
Herr Lipp nods and leaves grateful to be rid of that most horrid woman. After rejecting Lottie's advances for 5 decades he thought he would finally be rid of THEM coming on to him…and now he has to deal with Stella. Humming a little jingle to himself he briskly walks up the street towards his beloved Justin’s house, to check on him and make sure everything is perfect. A little shiver of anticipation rises up his spine as he thinks about digging Justin up later tonight. The regeneration process would have been completed and he will be the only thing Justin has to rely on and need. Exactly what Herr Lipp planned last year.
‘Hello stranger! where are you off too?’ Herr Lipp turns to see Tish in all here resplendent glory of bright colours furs and patchwork standing before him.
‘Ah Tish, my dear, I am just out for a brisk step, and a tour round the lovely town of Royston Vasey, vat about you?’
Tish waves her arms around as she talks ‘ Well I saw this most lovely top in the charity shop down the road but it was shut this morning and I’m like nawwww I got up so eaaarly for it, so now I'm off for some caffeine and shit before I go back! Would you like to have a coffwee wiv tishy?
Herr Lipp shakes his head, ‘I have something I need to do before my pleasure with you, but I shall see you perhaps later back at the home mein kinder?
Tish giggles ‘Naw, you are so cute when you talk in Spanish, I so would love to speak another language and totally swear at people in it. I just love talking to youuuu cause its so cool having another gay guy in my life, I can never have enough…plus you are so not threatening or boring…boring!
Her Lipp giggles back thinking of the first night where he and Tish had gotten drunk on the cheap wine Stella had brought home before disappearing off again. He had confessed to Tish about his yearning for a companion and was amazed when Tish had gotten so excited over that fact and had spent the rest of the night telling him how she loved gay guys and even when he told her he was a vampire (that damn cheap wine going straight to his head!) she had squealed with delight and called him a ‘dirty bitch’ which he gleamed was a term of endearment. Ever since that night he and Tish had spent time just talking, well mostly her talking and Herr Lipp dreaming about the night he would dig up Justin and finally have someone to love.
Tish’s phone rings and she searches through her overstuffed cow bag ‘Oh gawd I can never find my moby, I have so much shit in here!’
Finding it she answers it, ‘Oh Philly! How are you my dahling? Yeah I’m still in town, I’m loving it actually, no I forgot you were on the telly I was so doing something else that night, anyway Scott said you were crap but that’s probably cause you wouldn’t f*ck him…’ Tish turns and covers the mouthpiece. ‘See you later babes!’ and winks at Herr Lipp. Something shifts within him and he doesn’t know what it means, but whatever it is will have to wait till later to be analysed, he is on a mission today.
Reaching Justin’s street Herr Lipp walks cautiously so as to not let that wrongly named Justin’s mother see him. Walking up to the flower bed Herr Lipp squats down and to his horror sees that the breathing pipe is no longer there. Frantically he starts scrabbling with his hands in the dirt and realises it has been freshly dug. Looking under the flower bush he sees an ‘L’ formed with broken twigs. Choking back anger Herr Lipp realises that Lottie has done it again! She has come back a day early and dug up his prize. Anguished Herr Lipp falls to his knees tears forming in his eyes. Yet another boy lost to that HORRENDOUS woman, another boy in her pack, another boy ripped from his grasp. Herr Lipp stumbles to his feet, muddy and heartbroken and quickly walks down the street not knowing where he should go, or what to do…his heart crying out he just keeps on walking cursing the day he ever met Lottie Grubringer!
Several hours later Herr Lipp lets himself into Stella’s house.
‘Is that you babes?’ He hears Tish call, and relief floods through him. He couldn’t bear to see anyone else in the state he is in, but somehow Tish’s chattering and complete lack of questioning is refreshing to him rather then annoying. Walking into the lounge he sits down next to Tish and sighs.
Tish turns to look at him ‘What’s wrong grumpy bum! You’re lucky you got home now, Auntie Stel’s gone out for the night and she was going mental about you not giving her some squids for staying here. Oh I love this show! Five gay guys helping some shit dress better. They are sooooooo hot! So tell me what’s on your mind’
Herr Lipp thinks about it and decides to let it all out to unburden his heart somewhat so he tells her everything. From Matthew and subsequently getting bitten right through to today and losing Justin to Lottie and his fear of never being loved or having love returned. Tish sat there and half listened while watching the show and squealing at appropriate times when any of the gay guys said something
‘Naw I love that word zujsh…it’s SO cute! So what you saying, you are lonely and can’t find a man and some woman is a bitch to you? God join the club! Welcome to my liiiiiife!’ Tish swigs a drink out of the red wine bottle. ‘I mean I’m attractive and have heaps of friends, why can’t I ever find a boyfriend. If only one of my gay friends was straight I would so go to bed with him!’ Sighing she flicks the channels.
Herr Lipp reaches forward and puts a strand of dread behind her ear. For the first time Tish looked vulnerable and not at all her bubbly self. Herr Lipp was also feeling strange. Something inside him was making him feel strange, like slightly drunk but happy at the same time. He looks at Tish and suddenly it dawned on him. He loves HER! All those nights spending time with her, he looks forward to them, not to his daydreaming about Justin. His happiness came from spending time with her.
Herr Lipp shifts forward and touches Tish on the shoulder. Tish turns around and put her head on his shoulder ‘Oh babes, why is life so unfair, I mean I wish I was a gay guy you know, you all have so much fun and I’m always left alone’
Herr Lipp gently raises her face. ‘You not alone mein kinder, I am here with you. And I feel good for that’ He leans down and kisses her, and to his AND Tish’s surprise she kisses him back.
They pull away and Tish giggles ‘OMG, I turned a gay guy straight! I knew that was going to happen! My first kiss and everything! ’
Her Lipp laughs also. For the first time in a very long time he feels happy, really truly happy. Tish leans towards him again and when he kisses her this time, he heart almost explodes, but this time with happiness. Everything is perfect right now…
*bows*
Yeah I know, pretty far fetched and a bit crap, but hey….I think it works! LOL
But amused 
That was really cool! ;D
