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Post by Judee on Aug 21, 2005 15:34:23 GMT -5
ooo this is full of quotage, so what are your favourites?
HAND!
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 21, 2005 17:37:10 GMT -5
"Excuse me... SLEEPY BOY! I have a bone-on because of you, and I want to pick it..." Roy Oates you nutter
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Post by tbird on Aug 22, 2005 3:20:01 GMT -5
Chris Palmer: Shit! It's that fruitcake! Mark: A dog that shits fruitcake? We're rich!
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 22, 2005 3:28:05 GMT -5
Tony: I served with him in the battle of... Hastings...
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Post by Judee on Aug 22, 2005 6:37:37 GMT -5
Yes I will go down on you. very hard. Until you come good! Roy oates, you crazy fool!
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 22, 2005 6:54:54 GMT -5
I used this in the other thread but what the hell. "Sheeeelllfish 'n' shit!"
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Post by Judee on Aug 22, 2005 8:07:01 GMT -5
Spatchcock!
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 22, 2005 8:16:09 GMT -5
Aaah! "It's just that the wife's so cold!"
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Post by tbird on Aug 26, 2005 7:06:58 GMT -5
Mark: "Was it sudden" Bloke from Auf Wiendersain Pet: "well the medics have been trying to tell me that shes been dead for around about 9 months, but I dont think that could be right, I mean, yes she was very cold, yes she was very quiet, but come on, I would know if my wife was dead wouldnt I? She was always very cold when I met her, both sexually and in the kitchen. But to answer your question, yes it came as a great shock to me. See, when I last left the house you see I left her in the hot water tank as an effort to warm her through, and also filled her with cavity insulation foam using a bycicle pump up her arse. She should have been as warm as toast, but when I got home she had bloated up to the shape of a silver tank and became very brittle. You know, i think it was the bumpy ride in the ambulance to the hospital that actually killed her. But will I get an appology from the Highway Department, or a promise to reduce the amount of speed bumps? No no no no I very much doubt it."
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Post by tweed on Aug 26, 2005 19:52:02 GMT -5
I was in agony laughing when he was doing that spiel! Long live Bloke From Auf Wiedersehn Pet! (should we call him BFAWP? hee hee!)
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Post by Sailor Earth on Aug 27, 2005 2:53:58 GMT -5
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Post by cheekychezzywoo on Sept 9, 2005 12:04:22 GMT -5
"would be quiet whilst i concentrate on pickin me sweets"
"alright mum's the word" "no, Grease is the word......is the word........is the word"
Chez x x x
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Post by Sailor Earth on Sept 10, 2005 23:46:38 GMT -5
Hah I love that one Tony: *in response to the torn George Clooney poster* "Sick... How could anyone do that?"
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Post by cheekychezzywoo on Sept 12, 2005 11:29:59 GMT -5
"we served together in the battle of.. Britain"
"THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING MONKEY MAN, GIVE US OVER THE NUMBER NOW!!!!"
Chez x x x
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Post by Sailor Earth on Sept 12, 2005 19:16:43 GMT -5
Tony: "Hey baby man, what do you think you're doing...?" Fowler: "My God!"
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