Post by highvoltageziggy on Aug 18, 2007 9:37:18 GMT -5
SCENE 6. INT. DOCTOR'S LOCKER ROOM - DAY
LAURENCE ENTERS AND OPENS HIS LOCKER WITH A SIGH
AS HE DOES SO, A HUGE PILE OF DIFFERENT FLAVOURED CONDOMS COMES OUT AND SPILLS ALL OVER THE FLOOR
LAURENCE:
(ROLLS EYES) Judy!
NOBLE ENTERS WITH A SPLIFF OF CANNABIS
NOBLE:
(SEEING THE CONDOMS) (LAUGH) Hey funny. I thought that was my locker
NOBLE LAUGHS OUT LOAD AT HIS VERY AVERAGE JOKE
LAURENCE SMILES
NOBLE (CONT'D):
(ABOUT LAURENCE'S SMILE) what you like my gag?
LAURENCE:
(BEAT) no I just find it amazing how all those drugs you smoke make you think you think your funny. Wanna take them off my hands?
NOBLE:
Why?
LAURENCE:
Well come on Noble. Your far more likely to have the opportunity to use them than me!
NOBLE:
(PRETENDING IN AN OBVIOUS WAY TO BE ASHAMED) Flynn. What makes you act so shamefully. I mean just because I'm unbelievably attractive doesn't mean you can stereotype me into being some brainless male whore!
LAURENCE:
Do you want them or not?
NOBLE:
Yeah alright
LAURENCE PICKUP THE CONDOMS AND STARTS GIVING THEM TO NOBLE IN PILES
SISTER HOPE ENTERS AND IS NOT TOO PLEASED WITH WHAT SHE SEES
HOPE:
Dr Flynn!
LAURENCE JUMPS IN FRIGHT AND ATTEMPTS TO COVER UP THE CONDOMS BY STANDING IN FRONT OF HIS LOCKER
NOBLE IS NOW STONED
FLYNN:
(INNOCENT) Sister! Erm… did I tell you about my part time work in a sex shop? They pay me extra to put some of the items in my locker cause they can't fit everything in the shop!
SISTER HOPE RAISES HER EYEBROW
FLYNN (CONT'D):
No your not gonna believe that are you?
HOPE:
(BEAT) no Flynn. You did almost have me but then I remembered that such jobs often require a fair amount of work experience. (BEAT) I hope your not planning to use any of those on my nursing staff.
FLYNN:
No sister. In fact I'm not planning to use them on any member of hospital staff at all! In fact these are nothing to do with me at all.
NOBLE:
It's true sister
HOPE:
Oh really?
LAURENCE SMILES IN THINKING THAT NOBLE IS GOING TO STAND UP FOR HIM
NOBLE:
(PUTTING HAND ON FLYNN'S SHOULDERS) yes you see this little chap is far too professional to want to do anything like that. (SHOWING A CONDOM PACKET) Cause if you look closely at the condom itself. It's twice his size!
FLYNN SHOVES NOBLES HAND OFF HIS SHOULDER AND STARES AT HIM IN RAGE
HOPE:
Then why might I ask Dr Flynn are such items in your locker?
FLYNN:
Oh I'm just keeping them there for a friend sister
HOPE:
A friend?
FLYNN:
Yes! (BEAT) (LESS CONFIDENT) well I call him a friend more like someone I met in the corridor for five minutes and then he ditched me.
HOPE:
Well whatever. Just keep them away from the ward. (BEAT) you'll have the patients all over you
SISTER HOPE EXITS
LAURENCE RETURNS TO GIVING NOBLE THE CONDOMS
FLYNN:
Ugh this is a nightmare!
WHEN LAURENCE FINALLY HAS PASSED OVER ALL HIS CONDOMS, HE SLAMS HIS LOCKER DOOR SHUT AND LOCKS IT IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO ERASE THE MEMORY FROM HIS MIND
FLYNN (CONT'D):
Right that's the last of them!
NOBLE:
(PUTTING THE CONDOMS AWAY IN SOME BUCKETS IN HIS LOCKER) thank you Flynn. That's my daily supply sorted out!
LAURENCE ROLLS HIS EYES
LAURENCE:
So are we gonna bother with the ward round or are they still dissecting staff members?
NOBLE:
Na I wouldn't bother.
FLYNN:
(LAUGHS) Do you think they might ask us to operate on them?
NOBLE:
Maybe so. I mean you never know what Mr Ron's gonna do. Just like you never know when I'm gonna nick your stethoscope
NOBLE SNATCHES FLYNN'S STETHOSCOPE MAKING HIM ANNOYED
NOBLE (CONT'D):
Ha HA!
FLYNN:
Hey! give it back!
FLYNN TRIES TO REACH FOR HIS STETHOSCOPE BUT NOBLE SHOVES IT OUT OF HIS REACH
NOBLE:
Ah! Flynn. You should have thought quicker. You didn't know I was gonna do that did you?
FLYNN:
(GRABS HIS STETHOSCOPE BACK) (SMILING EVILLY) hey maybe we should operate on the students and kill them so they get the Mr Ron treatment!
NOBLE:
(BEAT) (SLIGHTLY CONCERNED) that's bad taste Flynn.
FLYNN:
Yeah I know I'm sorry. (BEAT) I get a bit dark when I haven't had much sleep
FREAKY FLYNN APPEARS FROM BEHIND LAURENCE'S BACK SMILING EVILLY
FREAKY FLYNN:
Oo! Good one!
LAURENCE WHACKS FREAKY FLYNN IN THE FACE SO HE DISAPPEARS
NOBLE BEGINS TO EXIT
FLYNN:
Where are you going?
NOBLE:
Mess!
FLYNN:
Mess is (POINTS IN OPPOSITE DIRECTION TO NOBLE) that way!
NOBLE RAISES HIS EYEBROWS
FLYNN FOLLOWS HIM CURIOUSLY AS THEY BOTH EXIT
LAURENCE ENTERS AND OPENS HIS LOCKER WITH A SIGH
AS HE DOES SO, A HUGE PILE OF DIFFERENT FLAVOURED CONDOMS COMES OUT AND SPILLS ALL OVER THE FLOOR
LAURENCE:
(ROLLS EYES) Judy!
NOBLE ENTERS WITH A SPLIFF OF CANNABIS
NOBLE:
(SEEING THE CONDOMS) (LAUGH) Hey funny. I thought that was my locker
NOBLE LAUGHS OUT LOAD AT HIS VERY AVERAGE JOKE
LAURENCE SMILES
NOBLE (CONT'D):
(ABOUT LAURENCE'S SMILE) what you like my gag?
LAURENCE:
(BEAT) no I just find it amazing how all those drugs you smoke make you think you think your funny. Wanna take them off my hands?
NOBLE:
Why?
LAURENCE:
Well come on Noble. Your far more likely to have the opportunity to use them than me!
NOBLE:
(PRETENDING IN AN OBVIOUS WAY TO BE ASHAMED) Flynn. What makes you act so shamefully. I mean just because I'm unbelievably attractive doesn't mean you can stereotype me into being some brainless male whore!
LAURENCE:
Do you want them or not?
NOBLE:
Yeah alright
LAURENCE PICKUP THE CONDOMS AND STARTS GIVING THEM TO NOBLE IN PILES
SISTER HOPE ENTERS AND IS NOT TOO PLEASED WITH WHAT SHE SEES
HOPE:
Dr Flynn!
LAURENCE JUMPS IN FRIGHT AND ATTEMPTS TO COVER UP THE CONDOMS BY STANDING IN FRONT OF HIS LOCKER
NOBLE IS NOW STONED
FLYNN:
(INNOCENT) Sister! Erm… did I tell you about my part time work in a sex shop? They pay me extra to put some of the items in my locker cause they can't fit everything in the shop!
SISTER HOPE RAISES HER EYEBROW
FLYNN (CONT'D):
No your not gonna believe that are you?
HOPE:
(BEAT) no Flynn. You did almost have me but then I remembered that such jobs often require a fair amount of work experience. (BEAT) I hope your not planning to use any of those on my nursing staff.
FLYNN:
No sister. In fact I'm not planning to use them on any member of hospital staff at all! In fact these are nothing to do with me at all.
NOBLE:
It's true sister
HOPE:
Oh really?
LAURENCE SMILES IN THINKING THAT NOBLE IS GOING TO STAND UP FOR HIM
NOBLE:
(PUTTING HAND ON FLYNN'S SHOULDERS) yes you see this little chap is far too professional to want to do anything like that. (SHOWING A CONDOM PACKET) Cause if you look closely at the condom itself. It's twice his size!
FLYNN SHOVES NOBLES HAND OFF HIS SHOULDER AND STARES AT HIM IN RAGE
HOPE:
Then why might I ask Dr Flynn are such items in your locker?
FLYNN:
Oh I'm just keeping them there for a friend sister
HOPE:
A friend?
FLYNN:
Yes! (BEAT) (LESS CONFIDENT) well I call him a friend more like someone I met in the corridor for five minutes and then he ditched me.
HOPE:
Well whatever. Just keep them away from the ward. (BEAT) you'll have the patients all over you
SISTER HOPE EXITS
LAURENCE RETURNS TO GIVING NOBLE THE CONDOMS
FLYNN:
Ugh this is a nightmare!
WHEN LAURENCE FINALLY HAS PASSED OVER ALL HIS CONDOMS, HE SLAMS HIS LOCKER DOOR SHUT AND LOCKS IT IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO ERASE THE MEMORY FROM HIS MIND
FLYNN (CONT'D):
Right that's the last of them!
NOBLE:
(PUTTING THE CONDOMS AWAY IN SOME BUCKETS IN HIS LOCKER) thank you Flynn. That's my daily supply sorted out!
LAURENCE ROLLS HIS EYES
LAURENCE:
So are we gonna bother with the ward round or are they still dissecting staff members?
NOBLE:
Na I wouldn't bother.
FLYNN:
(LAUGHS) Do you think they might ask us to operate on them?
NOBLE:
Maybe so. I mean you never know what Mr Ron's gonna do. Just like you never know when I'm gonna nick your stethoscope
NOBLE SNATCHES FLYNN'S STETHOSCOPE MAKING HIM ANNOYED
NOBLE (CONT'D):
Ha HA!
FLYNN:
Hey! give it back!
FLYNN TRIES TO REACH FOR HIS STETHOSCOPE BUT NOBLE SHOVES IT OUT OF HIS REACH
NOBLE:
Ah! Flynn. You should have thought quicker. You didn't know I was gonna do that did you?
FLYNN:
(GRABS HIS STETHOSCOPE BACK) (SMILING EVILLY) hey maybe we should operate on the students and kill them so they get the Mr Ron treatment!
NOBLE:
(BEAT) (SLIGHTLY CONCERNED) that's bad taste Flynn.
FLYNN:
Yeah I know I'm sorry. (BEAT) I get a bit dark when I haven't had much sleep
FREAKY FLYNN APPEARS FROM BEHIND LAURENCE'S BACK SMILING EVILLY
FREAKY FLYNN:
Oo! Good one!
LAURENCE WHACKS FREAKY FLYNN IN THE FACE SO HE DISAPPEARS
NOBLE BEGINS TO EXIT
FLYNN:
Where are you going?
NOBLE:
Mess!
FLYNN:
Mess is (POINTS IN OPPOSITE DIRECTION TO NOBLE) that way!
NOBLE RAISES HIS EYEBROWS
FLYNN FOLLOWS HIM CURIOUSLY AS THEY BOTH EXIT