Post by §illy on Feb 8, 2005 20:20:56 GMT -5
www.skeptictank.org/teltub3.htm
Change your color.
Homosexual recovery is a process that occurs over time. Changing Tinky Winky's color from passionate purple to a nice country peach won't be easy. It does not mean that his desires or proclivities will stop immediately. But we'll force the color switch anyway.
Tinky Winky may still develop attractions towards Dipsy (the mischievous green Teletubby). But if we are successful in removing the underlying causes of such attractions, those feelings usually lessen in both frequency and intensity. Tinky Winky may even marry Laa Laa or Po, and hopefully have children.
Put down that purse.
If we can save Tinky Winky, we can help others, too. We have suggestions for the show's producers to ensure normal gender roles. We are suggesting male Teletubbies take up a masculine sport such as wrestling. The female Teletubbies should answer to the males, and do more cleaning or cooking in aprons.
Bend your antennae.
A recent resolution by the American Psychological Association condemning "reparative therapy" for homosexuals may frighten Tinky Winky and other characters from our advice. But we will force it on them anyway. Tinky Winky can shed his triangular antennae and put in its place a shortened nub.
If a cartoon character you know or love is struggling with homosexuality, show them this ad. If you truly love your cartoon characters, you'll tell them the truth.
:DJerry Falwell needs to..
well no.. there is no hope for that guy! ahahah
Change your color.
Homosexual recovery is a process that occurs over time. Changing Tinky Winky's color from passionate purple to a nice country peach won't be easy. It does not mean that his desires or proclivities will stop immediately. But we'll force the color switch anyway.
Tinky Winky may still develop attractions towards Dipsy (the mischievous green Teletubby). But if we are successful in removing the underlying causes of such attractions, those feelings usually lessen in both frequency and intensity. Tinky Winky may even marry Laa Laa or Po, and hopefully have children.
Put down that purse.
If we can save Tinky Winky, we can help others, too. We have suggestions for the show's producers to ensure normal gender roles. We are suggesting male Teletubbies take up a masculine sport such as wrestling. The female Teletubbies should answer to the males, and do more cleaning or cooking in aprons.
Bend your antennae.
A recent resolution by the American Psychological Association condemning "reparative therapy" for homosexuals may frighten Tinky Winky and other characters from our advice. But we will force it on them anyway. Tinky Winky can shed his triangular antennae and put in its place a shortened nub.
If a cartoon character you know or love is struggling with homosexuality, show them this ad. If you truly love your cartoon characters, you'll tell them the truth.
:DJerry Falwell needs to..
well no.. there is no hope for that guy! ahahah