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Post by egregious on Jan 24, 2006 6:32:18 GMT -5
The Dougs wrote some very special lyrics indeed...
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Post by tweed on Jan 24, 2006 6:39:12 GMT -5
Yes. Yes they did. As did...SPINAL TAP! I present for your consideration... BIG BOTTOMThe bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin That's what I said. The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand Or so I have read. My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo. I love to sink her with my pink torpedo. Big bottom Big bottom Talk about bum cakes, My gal's got 'em. Big bottom, Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind? I saw her on monday, twas my lucky bun day You know what I mean. I love her each weekday, each velvety cheekday You know what I mean. My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights Big game's waiting there inside her tights Big bottom Big bottom Talk about mud flaps My gal's got 'em. Big bottom Drive me out of my mind. How can I leave this behind?
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jan 24, 2006 6:40:26 GMT -5
"Baby got back" all over again
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Post by egregious on Jan 24, 2006 6:41:56 GMT -5
Oh god...that's done me in!
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Post by tweed on Jan 24, 2006 6:45:50 GMT -5
I am a target for novelty songs and faux bands. Does anyone remember the Heebeegeebees? There's a download of their 'hit' "Meaningless Songs In Very High Voices" here... oh and their 'Status Quid' hit "Boring Song" www.mikefs.co.uk/HBGB.html
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Post by tbird on Jan 24, 2006 6:50:04 GMT -5
Big bottom Big bottom Talk about mud flaps My gal's got 'em. I sing this ALL THE TIME!! It's me in a song!!
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jan 25, 2006 6:18:42 GMT -5
Aaaw! Well here's one we all should know I'm Too Sexy - Right Said FredI'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
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Post by tbird on Jan 25, 2006 6:24:43 GMT -5
Top tune!! *envisions Reece dancing to it*
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jan 25, 2006 6:27:45 GMT -5
Aah I was gonna make a song-vid of him to that song... it never quite eventuated... Damn laziness
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Post by tbird on Jan 25, 2006 6:29:38 GMT -5
I still dream about it finally getting made.
If I could do them I'd make it myself!!
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Post by Sailor Earth on Jan 25, 2006 6:51:09 GMT -5
Maybe I could do it, if I downloaded the programs onto the external harddrive, then it might not "kill" my computer, hehe...
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Post by tbird on Feb 22, 2006 7:30:26 GMT -5
I keep hearing this and i find it hysterical.
Sultans of Ping FC - Where's my jumper?
My, brother, knows, Karl Marx, He met him eating mushrooms in the peoples park, He said 'What do you think about my manifesto?' 'I like a manifesto, put it to the test-o.'
Took it straight down to meet the anarchist's party. I met a groovy guy, he was arty farty, He said 'I know a little latin man a cus man a kai' I said 'I don't know what it means' he said 'neither do I'
Eat natural foods, bathe twice daily, Fill your nostrils up with gravy. Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee. Cover your chin in yorkshire toffee.
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumber, Wait a minute, where's me jumper, ( x4 )
Dancing at the disco, bumper to bumber, Wait a minute, where's me jumper ? ( x5 ) Oh no. Dancing at the disco, go, go, go. Dancing at the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no. Dancing at the disco, go, go, go. Dancing at the disco, oh no, oh no. It's alright to say things can only get better, You haven't lost your brand new sweater. I know I had it on when I had my tea, And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory. Oh no. Dancing in the disco, go, go, go. Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no. Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper, Wait a minute, where's me jumper ? ( x5 ) It's alright to say things can only get better, You haven't lost your brand new sweater. Pure new wool, and perfect stitches, Not the type of jumper that makes you itches Oh no. Dancing in the disco, go, go, go. Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no. And my mother, will be so, so angry. And my brother, will be so, so angry. And my girlfriend, will be so, so angry. And my dog, will be so, so angry. Cos I was dancing at the disco, bumper to bumper. Wait a minute, where's me jumper ( x5 ) Oh no !
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Post by Sailor Earth on Feb 22, 2006 7:32:42 GMT -5
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Post by tbird on Feb 22, 2006 7:33:49 GMT -5
Honestly, it's funnier when you hear it cos the guy sings the "where's me jumper?" bit so weirdly!!
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Post by egregious on Feb 22, 2006 7:34:59 GMT -5
OMG - that's an oldie! I used to dance to that one at the discoteque!
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