Post by Sailor Earth on Oct 17, 2006 6:05:58 GMT -5
www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope/transcripts/s1763999.htm
This cracked me up:
I'm registered on the "forum" they were talking about
But I hardly ever post, if at all 
This cracked me up:
MATT LUCAS: He gets the groupies.
DAVID WALLIAMS: Well, hang on. I haven’t had many groupies.
MATT LUCAS: You get the girls.
DAVID WALLIAMS: Well, what girls?
MATT LUCAS: You get the - he’s got a website and…
DAVID WALLIAMS: Not my website. The website’s run by girls.
MATT LUCAS: Unofficial website.
ANDREW DENTON: Oh I see, yes. Where girls can register.
DAVID WALLIAMS: I don’t really know. Well, they just chat amongst themselves. There’s something called the David Walliams lusting forum, but there hasn’t been much activity on it recently. I’m quite disappointed.
MATT LUCAS: No, but what happens is like…
ANDREW DENTON: You check it regularly.
DAVID WALLIAMS: Yeah, of course. What sexual fantasies do people have about me? I quite like to read them.
MATT LUCAS: You know, like, I occasionally go on. I don’t post, but I go on because it’s quite kind of fun.
DAVID WALLIAMS: You post under another name.
MATT LUCAS: Under another name, and your name in fact.
ANDREW DENTON: Good, thank you.
MATT LUCAS: And Andrew Denton… And David, as you know, swam the English Channel for charity, amazingly. But he had to bulk up and put on some weight, because you have to have body fat to, what’s it say, insulate you against the cold. And if you go on the forum, because David strips off at the end of the show, there’d be kind of bitchy comments, “Oh he’s put on loads of weight”, because they didn’t know why he was putting the weight on. So you can’t take these comments too personally, can you?
DAVID WALLIAMS: Well, hang on. I haven’t had many groupies.
MATT LUCAS: You get the girls.
DAVID WALLIAMS: Well, what girls?
MATT LUCAS: You get the - he’s got a website and…
DAVID WALLIAMS: Not my website. The website’s run by girls.
MATT LUCAS: Unofficial website.
ANDREW DENTON: Oh I see, yes. Where girls can register.
DAVID WALLIAMS: I don’t really know. Well, they just chat amongst themselves. There’s something called the David Walliams lusting forum, but there hasn’t been much activity on it recently. I’m quite disappointed.
MATT LUCAS: No, but what happens is like…
ANDREW DENTON: You check it regularly.
DAVID WALLIAMS: Yeah, of course. What sexual fantasies do people have about me? I quite like to read them.
MATT LUCAS: You know, like, I occasionally go on. I don’t post, but I go on because it’s quite kind of fun.
DAVID WALLIAMS: You post under another name.
MATT LUCAS: Under another name, and your name in fact.
ANDREW DENTON: Good, thank you.
MATT LUCAS: And Andrew Denton… And David, as you know, swam the English Channel for charity, amazingly. But he had to bulk up and put on some weight, because you have to have body fat to, what’s it say, insulate you against the cold. And if you go on the forum, because David strips off at the end of the show, there’d be kind of bitchy comments, “Oh he’s put on loads of weight”, because they didn’t know why he was putting the weight on. So you can’t take these comments too personally, can you?
I'm registered on the "forum" they were talking about
But I hardly ever post, if at all 