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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Oct 23, 2005 8:00:02 GMT -5
well...it had to be done. Join in!  Geoff waddles down the road holding a shopping bag muttering to himself. He walks past Pauline and Mickey snogging on the corner. 'Oh yuck! Get a room or summat!' Pauline: F*ck off you little knome, just because you live under a rock and personal contact is you and your hand!' Geoff blusters but afraid of Pauline and her big bosom stalks of muttering more to himself... when suddenly he's sees a goddess in blue, flicking her hair over her shoulder as she opens the door to spit and polish....he gulps slicks back his hair and stares... |
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Post by Sailor Earth on Oct 23, 2005 8:18:12 GMT -5
(Ooh who the hell can I be? LOL!)
Judee turns her head slightly and sees the strange little man staring at her. She arches her eyebrow and smirks. A possible customer? "Hello..."
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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Oct 23, 2005 8:26:30 GMT -5
Geoff: *looks behind him* Err yeah? uhm *coughs and snorts* I was uhm just admirin you're nice full...err you know...hrm is that the time? Must dash am very important with big books and a 9 inch cock and wearing of suits...ta ra!'
*waddles away quickly sweating like a hog and wheezily breathing* I think i'm in loooooove!....
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Post by Sailor Earth on Oct 23, 2005 8:28:02 GMT -5
Judee folds her arms as she watches him leave. "What a strange man..." she shrugs and steps back into the Spit & Polish, closing the door behind her, then heads over to the counter.
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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Oct 23, 2005 8:34:19 GMT -5
Geoff walks up the steps to his apartment as the lifts are broken again. Half way up he feel water spraying down and looks up to find a kid weeing
'WHAT THE ELL???' Come here you lil bastard!' Geoff gives chase up the steps but stops 5 steps up as he can't breathe. Spitting out swear words he reaches his door only to find he's dropped his keys 'oh jeeeeeeesus...' with a huff he runs at the door his little legs pumping as he smashes through and lands roughly on his shoulder on the ground
'aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii' he squeals like a stuck fat pig and gets up realising he has knocked the door off its hinges. Reaching for the telephone he winces and realises that he's bunged his arm. Might need a massage from the lady with the nice bazooombas and sexy legs place.... he grins to himself has he starts sticky taping up the doorway with garbabe bags and camoflage tape
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Post by Sailor Earth on Oct 23, 2005 8:38:32 GMT -5
( ) Judee taps her pen against the desk as she waits for someone to call into the Spit & Polish. Things are strangely quiet and she is becoming slightly bored. |
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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Nov 9, 2005 5:55:37 GMT -5
*ring ring ring* Hello is the salon where you do them massages with the happy endings?? ...hello hello?? *rings back* Look, i dun want a happy ending...well unless ya willing...no...no your not...ok then, well see i've bunged me arm doing....uhm me weights cause im totally buff and well need a bit of a rubbin you get me? can i book in today? great! seeya then...ta-ra! Geoff gets off phone and sniffs under his arms....'hrm....not bad not bad' He liberally sprays his crotch region with aftershave and rubs some brillcream through his wiry bush.... (on his head...dirty girls!  ) and looks at himself in the mirror 'Tippster...you are a fox!' he croons sining along to 'relight my fire' by tkae that... he heads to the door and climbs through the bags resealing it on the other side. Whisling to himself he starts walking down to the Spit n Polish.... |
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Post by Sailor Earth on Nov 9, 2005 6:39:06 GMT -5
Judee smiles as she heads to the back room to prepare things for her first customer of the day, wondering what he'll be like. She of course has to do the massages herself now, due to Charlie's... unfortunate disappearance. Her smile fades slightly as she sets up the massage oils and other items, but pushes it forward again when she hears the door opening to the reception area. "Just a minute!" she calls out, catching herself in the mirror and fluffing her blonde hair before stepping out to greet the customer...
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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Nov 9, 2005 6:47:55 GMT -5
Geoff sees Judee step out from between the swinging doors and his heart bumps in his chest. Not since Katie has he felt like this and it feels....weird. He is used to getting all hot over the girlys in the mags he buys from Pop's stand, but not when one is standing in front of him. His first thought is to run down to work to tell Mike that he is in love with a beautiful woman and HE WON THAT ONE! but he refrains...
stepping forward he puts his hand out
'Errr, hello again blondy. I'm Geoff, Geoff Tipps, you know, the one thats bin to lundun and everfing. Well travelled, know me shakespeares n all that' He winces slightly at the pain in his arm.
Err....posh place you got ere....nice colours n that... he sniffs and readjusts himself..
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Post by Sailor Earth on Nov 9, 2005 6:55:02 GMT -5
Judee stares at the small man in front of her, the smile frozen on her face. "Oh... Oh!" she falters slightly, but manages to find her confident tone. "Of course, Mr Tipps!" she says, nodding. "How very ... nice... Uh..." she blinks, her long eyelashes fluttering rapidly. "Would you like to step out the back, then...?"
Oh god what on earth... she thinks, gesturing to the back room.
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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Nov 10, 2005 6:07:46 GMT -5
Geoff goes into the little room, and slips off his shirt with big sweat stains under the collar and arms... he is covered in hair like a baby chimp and is all spothchy and red. He sees himself in the mirror and flexes his chicken arms into a "muscle"
Geoff: Hope you don't get overpowered by my manliness and decide to jump me Mrs LEvinson, must be hell having to me rubbin down hot men like me all the time *BIG WINK*
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Post by Sailor Earth on Nov 10, 2005 6:11:53 GMT -5
Judee blinks at him incredulously. "Haha..." she tries to laugh, but instead shudders as she makes her way to the massage oils. Oh why didn't I hire someone else to do this?!
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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Nov 11, 2005 23:21:36 GMT -5
Geoff strips off completely and stands swinging from side to side waiting for Judee to notice him, but she doesn't turn around so he gets on the massage bed and lays down...
'ssoooooo' he says frowning a little, 'you all greased up and ready?'
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Post by Sailor Earth on Nov 12, 2005 21:39:27 GMT -5
Judee is glad she has her back to him at this point, as she makes a face and picks up a bottle of massage oil. "Hah, just getting the oils ready," she replies, rubbing her hands together and hoping for some sort of miracle to come and interrupt the moment.
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) and looks at himself in the mirror