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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Sept 5, 2005 11:08:37 GMT -5
Stellla sighs looking at her bank balance....the greedy slits haven't paid out in weeks and with no charlie around and the small fee herr lipp has paid for judees bedroom, and keeping tish in skins and booze the balance is less then a thrupence...
thumbing through the Vasey Daily she notices an ad
'Exotic dancing!' - bored housewife with years of trying to titilate in the bedroom? Put those skills to good use with BitsnBobs Extras phone Iris 42344323
Stella *thinking of all the times shes had to "perform" for charlie* Well i'm an attractive woman in her 40's 30's...i could give it a go....
*reaches for the telephone and dials*
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Post by tbird on Sept 5, 2005 11:24:22 GMT -5
Iris: "Hello, Iris' cleaning line. I talk dirty until you 'come' clean."
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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Sept 5, 2005 11:34:12 GMT -5
Stella: ooooh thats a nice one iris! Its Stella here!, uhm charlie is err, away atm, and im needing to get out of the house and get some nice little earner somewhere, and saw your add, and well, if you saw the tricks i had to turn for charlie, you'd have to take pictures cause no one would believe your story! so errr, how do i sign up?!
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Post by tbird on Sept 5, 2005 13:12:23 GMT -5
Iris: "Oh alright there Stella. How are you luv? You caught me moonlightin with me sex line. My Ron, well, you know how much he likes me to talk filth to him, he said I could make a bit of cash out of it on the side, you know, to those poor people less fortunate sexually than us. Hmmmmmm. Anyway luv, you want to get involved in me little project right? Well, why don't you come over to Mrs Levinson's at 3 o'clock? It's dead handy for my clandestine meetins now that Mrs. Levinson's got that posh little shop to go to everyday."
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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Sept 6, 2005 2:06:16 GMT -5
Stella: *feels her pulse race with the mention of Judee...that smug self serving bitch! would be interesting to have a thumb through things at her house* sounds 'riffic Iris, I have a feelin you and me are going to make a mint out of this little venture, after all we are the sexiest and well experienced ladees in Royston Vasey *throaty laugh*
I'll see you at 3, you put on the brew and i'll bring the booze....
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Post by tbird on Sept 7, 2005 7:17:55 GMT -5
Iris: "Alright Stella luv, I'll see you there at three"
Iris puts down the phone, picks up several tissues and we see her root around for a bit, then she stands up and flushes the toilet.
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Post by touchmypreciousthings on Sept 7, 2005 9:26:07 GMT -5
Tish walks in on Stella half naked bum up in a pile of what look like second hand prozzie outfits and a little frightened backs away slowly...
Stella: come on come on, where are those black crotchless panties? The ones charlie bought me for our silver wedding aniversary...that and a slab of beer *wrinkles face in annoyance* bloody charlie!...oh here they are....oooh they go perfect with my twizzle nozzle bra and pink fishnets... *spies a pink g-sirl with "sperm dumpster" on the front of them...PERFECT!* *collects them all in a pile and shoves into an ASDA plastic bag* Gets up and heads for the front door calling out to Tish 'Just going down swiss for a drink with Iris, back at seven!' and quickly leaves the house...
Tish watching the television quickly picks up here mob and dials 'Scott its twishy here, you'll never guess what my aunt is doin...."
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