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Post by tbird on Oct 24, 2005 6:24:56 GMT -5
"Right then Doctor. Let's see this beautiful creature you have just given the gift of life to! but don't bring the beast in here. This place smells enough like shit as it is with all the vagrants we've been getting lately..."
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Post by Sailor Earth on Oct 24, 2005 6:31:49 GMT -5
Chinnery arches his eyebrow. "Of course! Follow me..." he starts to make his way out of the church.
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Post by tbird on Oct 24, 2005 6:34:34 GMT -5
"Just a minute Doctor, I just need to check something before I leave"
She dashes off to the room behind the altar. Ben is still asleep inside. She takes out a huge set of keys from her pocket, finally locates the right one, and quietly locks the door.
She then joins Chinnery outside the church.
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Post by Sailor Earth on Oct 24, 2005 6:39:23 GMT -5
Chinnery leads Bernice down the pathway towards a farmer who is holding the newborn calf in his arms and looking quite pleased.
"Here she is, the little blessing," Chinnery coos, patting the calf gently on it's head.
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Post by tbird on Oct 24, 2005 6:47:53 GMT -5
"Ah yes! What a little bovine angel!" She pats Chinnery on the shoulder. "So, does this mean that I can finally feel safe enough to let your hands near my pet Beaver after all this time?"
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Post by Sailor Earth on Oct 24, 2005 6:56:27 GMT -5
Chinnery turns to her. "You have a pet beaver? How remarkable!"
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Post by tbird on Oct 24, 2005 7:12:40 GMT -5
"Yes, I keep her in a specially made box in my room behind the altar. Just lately though, she's lost her appetite completely. I fear that she may have caught some evil gay disease from that bunch of travelling acotrs that were round here the other week. One of them certainly didn't look healthy, probably all that cock he's been munching. Not natural..."
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Post by Sailor Earth on Oct 24, 2005 7:14:51 GMT -5
Chinnery's eyes widened. "Oh dear... Well of course I will have a look at her, then..."
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Post by tbird on Oct 24, 2005 7:22:48 GMT -5
"Thank you Doctor!" She begins to lead Chinnery back into the church, but stops.
"Tell me one thing Doctor. How did you know that that calf out there would be ok? What's happened to you since last Tuesday when Mrs Harris's budgie got sucked up into the air conditioning unit or your surgery and was chopped into Millet mince?"
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Post by Sailor Earth on Oct 24, 2005 7:24:39 GMT -5
Chinnery's face falls at the memory. "I'm not sure, to be honest with you," he replies slowly. "Maybe my luck is finally changing?"
(OOC: Aaw I don't want to kill the little calf, LOL!)
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Post by tbird on Oct 24, 2005 7:30:29 GMT -5
( I kept waiting for you to do something nasty!!) "oh OK then. I would say that maybe God saw it in his heart to relieve you from your burdens, but I don't believe that shite! Come in, I'll get my little beaver out" Bernice leads Chinnery back into the church.
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Post by Sailor Earth on Oct 24, 2005 7:35:21 GMT -5
Chinnery smiles and waves to the farmer, who moves away, the calf still amazingly intact, then follows Bernice into the church again. ( I can't bring myself to be that horrid to the little calf )
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Post by tbird on Oct 24, 2005 7:48:59 GMT -5
Bernice leads Chinnery up to the altar then hesitates. She doesn't want the doctor to see she has captured a young man in her room.
"if you'll excuse me Dr Chinnery, I'll go and get the beast myself. My room is a tad.... full up with ladies things at present, and I wouldn't want to embarrass you"
She quickly finds the key, unlocks the door, and only opening the door a little way, slides through the gap, smiling at Dr Chinnery.
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Post by Sailor Earth on Oct 24, 2005 7:52:02 GMT -5
Chinnery nods and smiles, then waits outside for Bernice to return.
Ben is still asleep, or appears to be at least. He opens his eye as Bernice moves into the room, watching her carefully.
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Post by tbird on Oct 24, 2005 7:58:04 GMT -5
Checking that Ben hasn't moved while she's been away, Bernice moves to the far corner. Looking about her anxiously, she touches a big portrait of Jesus on the wall, then slides it to one side and removes a box from a secret alcove underneath.
"Hello, my lttle lovely. The good doctor is here to see you, to make you better".
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